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Palestinian militants demand Israel release a bunch of prisoners. Israel says, ”Um… no.”
In Spain, a subway car jumped the tracks this morning, killing at least 30.
Mexico’s presidential election is a wee bit close.
America’s farmers: The real ”welfare queens.”
Is it okay to call a fat kid a “fat kid?” Experts want to know.
Neo-Nazis are marching in Olympia today. The region eagerly awaits their keen insights on race relations.
Ichiro and Jose Lopez are all-stars. Oh, and the Mariners are just one game back in the AL West.
Quit it like Beckham.
And finally, the story of the year, from the BBC:
[David] Hasselhoff, 53, hit his head on a chandelier in the men’s toilet after using the gym at the Sanderson Hotel in London’s West End on Thursday.