Trash The Grossest Thing I Have Ever Seen on Primetime Television
Okay. So, I was just watching Wife Swap, and as usual, the setup involved a finicky neat-freak woman trading places with some sort of grime-friendly hippie with seventeen pets that sleep in her bed.
To display the depth of the comparatively filthy woman’s filthiness, the camera closed in on a corner of her child’s bedroom, where there was an infestation of ants.
These ants could be seen as they marched across a discarded pair of little girl’s panties.
These panties were unclean, with a small but clearly visible brown streak, upon which the ants were feasting.
Ew.
Ew, ew, EW.
How can showing such a thing on television be legal?
OH.MY.GOD.
How can it be legal? Because no homosexuals were in the camera view at that moment. Is it tasteful? No. Entertaining? Only when David Schmader writes about it.