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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Stupid, Stupid

Posted by on July 25 at 13:58 PM

As everyone knows, Florida is stupid. From The Stranger’s November 16, 2000 issue:

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You know who else is stupid? The fanatical Xbox players who live in Florida. Stupid and deadly.


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Homer Simpson said it best: "Florida?! That's America's wang!"

Hey, let's not pile on them too much, they'll be underwater before 2050 no matter what they do. Yeah, the whole state.

This follows another story of a couple months ago about a pair of 22 year olds who shot each other over whether their Playstation could play audio CDs. Also in Florida, I think.

I'll be right on him like "Spencer for fuckin' Hire". I'll hunt him down and feed him his testicles *and* I'll do it in a jiffy. And I don't care if his momma there, grandmomma, innocent bystanders, little kids, baby sitters, bill collectors, whatever. I'll leave his whole block filled with hot brass if I have to, and you know why? 'Cause *I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

grr, when does 'Docks come back on?

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