Dude that just plain rules. I wish I had cable. Can you post the highlights of shark week for me...PLEASE, please pretty please?

Oh BTW, Next time you scuba dive I would suggest not wearing a seal costume.

Boooring. When I was snorkeling in Fiji - not scuba, just snorkeling in a t-shirt, swim trunks, and fins/mask, I got chased into the coral of one of the minor island by a shark more than twice my length.

Might have been that mighty tasty crab I had for lunch ...

Remember, black is death when you talk about sharks - if you look like a seal, you are a seal.

Oh god... we've all been there, haven't we?

Nice posting since The Stranger has recently jumped the shark. Cigarette Ads, pro-Israel, pro-developer, and all your writers are often printed in mainstream commercial publications. The jigs up. Hope you made plenty of money.

really Will. You mean it's a bad idea to look like a seal while scuba diving or surfing. It's a good thing people with your vast and wordly knowledge check the SLOG. Do you know anything about driving drunk? I hear that's not such a good idea.

see, that's why I don't surf up here - too cold, have to wear a full suit, which makes you look too much like a seal, whereas in SBA you can surf in shorts (kind of cold, but ok to do) or wear a spring suit in winter.

now, the best surf is off of Vancouver Island, on the West Coast, but it's sooo cold - well - and you really need to go with some good friends.

uhhh.. Will? I was being sarcastic.

Dear Jump,

We've had cigarette ads for more than a decade, point to our pro-Israel content please, we're in-city pro-development because we're pro-density, and Stranger writers have been appearing in commercial publications since year one.

But thanks for keeping us honest.

Dan