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Middle East fighting continues unabated; “what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit, and it’s over,” Bush says.
Heat wave continues to sear US; “too hot for a dog,” Chicago woman concludes.
Another tsunami slams Asia; “We saw a big wall of black water,” survivor says.
Bush vetoes stem-cell bill; badly needed research “kills young life,” Republican supporter says.
Dan Quayle storms out of Mellencamp concert after the singer makes a statement against Bush policies; rocker’s performance “was not very good to begin with,” former VP sniffs.
Gunmen mow down 50 in Baghdad; “Ready for recovery,” Commerce secretary says.
Big Dig bolts causedb collapse; glue-based system “isn’t working,” governor says.
Space shuttle Discovery returns from orbit; NASA promises “more regular” use of costly shuttles.
CBS to pimp its fall lineup on 35 million eggs; “it’s totally healthy,” CBS marketing president says.
Federally funded pregnancy centers mislead teens about abortion risks; “all abortion causes an increased risk of breast cancer in later years,” one center lies.
Re: Bush veto...this evil mother f-er won't be happy until his legacy is worse than Nixon's. I know it is becoming redundant and cliche', but really...WORST PRESIDENT EVER.