Dear God,

Now please send me a licensed copy of Adobe Creative Suite for my new laptop. Thanks,

Yours in Prayer

If only i had my own flock of mindless sheep that i could e-mail my every little worry to and they would all pray for me!

What a whiney bitch.

Pray? Why not call the cops and the credit card company, instead of bothering God about it? Isn't this kind of the sort of thing a person should deal with himself?

What a tool. You know what, if I'm overlimit on one of my credit cards, can I ask gullible fools to pray that my payment is made for me?

No wonder people keep dying in the millions from plagues and in wars - God's too damn busy finding these whiners' car keys and smiting the identity thieves to be able to save those lives.

Apparently God does not know how to delegate?

Wow, what a crisis. I bet the next thing purchased with that "stolen" credit card # is a bunch of hardcore santorum porn. " I ask you all to pray that I do not stain my sheets". I hate this fucking guy so much!! By asking his "flock" to pray for him, he signifies that prayer is effective at changing the all knowing seeing will of God. And since humans have the power to bend God to their will with this mighty power what does Hutchfucker ask them to use it for? Cure cancer, smite the wicked homos, stop tsunamis? NO!!!! We should use our awesome mind rays to get God to clear up Hutchfuckers credit and heal his booze soaked ribs!!! He could at least ask his flock to end all identity theft across the world, but no. Apparently only his well being is important to pray on. What a selfish fuck!!!

Since God controlled the use of that card (I mean jeez, isn't it God's will that this purchase be made) how can our good man in Kirkland possibly object? Obviously it's been decided upstairs that someone needs that puter more than our lovely mouthpiece from Kirkland and that someone that is much, much more needy and deserving of God's will has received the very laptop he needed... I can't see how Hutch can possibly object to that- and something his bank should CERTAINLY be aware of- I mean jeez why should the liability of God's will be forced upon the nasty, evil banking system and cause their profits to be dinged?

BTW Eli, do you shower after reading his rants on Prayer Warrior? I suggest something really, really abrasive to rub the stink of this guy and his babble off... or maybe a nice skin peel.

Eli/Josh/Intentional Reader and disseminer of Prayer Warrior Rants: I offer a bottle of strong spirits as compensation for having to wade through his babble. It's the least us in the blogosphere can do.

In terms of receiving God's grace, prayer is the equivalent of cutting in line.

LOL the laptop Hutch's credit card bought will probably be used to surf the web for hardcore porn. Pray for gangbang MPEGs.

"Cannot afford" my ass. I'd love to see Hutch's salary and expense account for Our Lady of the Gym Church.

His wife found his porntop or what? I didn't read it all.

Give me a break. This is the sort of crap I used to pull when I was a teenager. "Mom and Dad, I lost my wallet, and it had my paycheck in it! What am I gonna do?" Luckily, my parents were smarter than that.

He's just looking for somebody to pay off the debt AND maybe give him a new laptop.

Exactly Catalina--this is very suspicious. If his credit card is used fraudulently, and he reports it quickly, the most he's liable for is $50. And of course the bank will immediately cancel the card, preventing any "further charges against [his] account."

I bet he makes a nice little profit from this email.

At my Catholic high school there was an administrator who got fired because he never did any work. He'd just sit in his office all day, stressed about the work he was expected to perform, and praying on his knees that God would do his work for him.

Hutch and others like this are as likely to experience a "Festivus Miracle" as they are to persuade God to personally bail them out of their petty little predicaments.

Instead of praying, or asking anyone else to pray for me, I'd call my credit card company. You know, God helps those that help themselves and all.

Dear God, please don't let me fry in Hades for lying to my followers - PW

Wipe your shit on a sacred Torah while looking at piss christ. Religion causes all the problems in the world. Only idiots are religious.

The moronic trolls on Slog are making it difficult to stand. Can't y'all find some way to block them by IP?

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