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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

My Least Favorite Celebrity Couple…

Posted by on July 18 at 16:19 PM

…have finally split. May they both go into self-imposed exile. Please.


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maybe she dumped his ass because he was always condescendingly calling her 'sweetheart', 'sweetie', 'darlin', 'honey' or any of the other stupid things he calls the very talented women (not 12 year old girls) that are on Rockstar.

how is navarro a celeb? really. what band was he in... Janes Addiction? honestly, I've never figured his relevance out.

He's much more of a worthy celebrity than Carmen Electra is!

Oh, but his tattoos. And his shirtlessness.

He's the white Lenny Kravitz.

ah, so his only worth then is as a '90s cardboard 'rock' star, as his fans, the punters, are simply ignorant and believe the revisionism foisted upon us by shows like Access Hollywood. I LOVE how those shows seem to forget everything that happened before their younger demographic was watching TV. which seems to be about 1994...but, so what bands was navarro in?

He was nailing Carmen Electra; ain't that accomplishment enough for ya, Nipper?

nah, 'cause that she let him DO IT doesn't speak very well of her. ew.

He was in Jane's Addiction, then Red Hot Chili Peppers (for, I believe, the terrible One Hot Minute record), then back to Jane's Addiction, and now on to a show that can't even keep a network.

Carmen Electra is hot (and she has nailed Prince AND Dennis Rodman- doesn't that a celebrity make?) as long as she keeps her mouth shut. The Electra/Navarro trainwreck-slash-reality show on MTV was deliciously terrible.

fake tits are never hot

Dave Navarro's tits are fake?

Right on, Paulus.

I heart Dave Navarro. I agree w/ Paulus.

Least favorite celebrity couple? Surely you jest.

Celebrate if you wish. So long as Brit and K-Fed are still united, I will continue to weep for humanity.

If you heart Dave Navarro, you don't agree with me.

Fnarf, that made me laugh really, really hard. You rule.

Thank yer, thank yer verra much.

Seriously, if Brit and K-Fed didn't exist, we would have to invent them. They explicate an entire hemisphere of the American soul. This Navarro dude and his dollie bird are nothing, have nothing, mean nothing. Good celebrity trash stirs up deep feelings of hatred and disgust that help us understand who we are; Electra and her bearded dildo stir up nothing but boredom; they're not celebrities, they're just another trashy couple on the bus.

ah...he was in the Chilli Peppers AND Jane's Addiction...gross. (sigh) if he'd only been in 24-7 Spys or Faith No More he'd now be selling insurance. or something, but not on TV pretending (assuming) that people care.

Seriously, Nipper. The Peppers, Jane's Addiction, Faith No More -- added to Lenny Kravitz, mentioned above, and you've covered the FOUR WORST musical artists in American history.

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