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Posted by DAN SAVAGE on July 7 at 6:06 AM
Yesterday we drove straight from Felch, Michigan, to Gaylord, Michigan. It wasn’t quite as exciting as it sounds.
You, must, must, MUST then check out Climax, MI.
July 7, 2006 6:43 AM
Mike in MO |
July 7, 2006 6:44 AM
What about Spread Eagle, WI? God, I'm so homesick.
July 7, 2006 7:11 AM
You're a week early! Next week is Gaylord's annual festival - AlpineFest. Did you know that you were only 70 miles from Kelly O's real home town? Maybe it's a good thing that you didn't make it, because if you thought Gaylord was boring, you would definatly believe that Alpena sucks the big red wiennie!
July 7, 2006 7:17 AM
I think there is a Climax in Minnesota too, as well as Savage, MN. Kinda far away though.
July 7, 2006 7:48 AM
And don't forget that Michigan is the watersports capitol of the Midwest.
July 7, 2006 8:57 AM
I remember there was a gang in Chicago called the Gaylords. My cousins were in the Latin Cobras ( Humboldt Park) and they use to fight the Gaylords. I cant remember where excactlly in Chicago the Gaylords came from.
July 7, 2006 9:02 AM
This reminds me of Pennsylvania. There are some small towns around Lancaster named Intercourse and Blueballs. I bought a mesh trucker hat from an Amish lady that said I Heart Intercourse. Of course, we can be proud here in Washington to have Humptulips.
July 7, 2006 10:35 AM
Uh oh. My Momma's on SLOG!
Kelly O |
July 7, 2006 10:42 AM
Thanks for letting us know you "drove" straight. Nip the obvious joke in the bud... the sign of a professional.
The Peanut Gallery |
July 7, 2006 11:23 AM
Don't forget Whiskey Dick Mountain
Alpena sounds a little dirty in Italian. Penne rigati does too for that matter.
July 7, 2006 11:34 AM
Yeah, well don't forget Sac Bay and Pokagon for your Michigan Winter Wonderland vacation spots.
July 7, 2006 11:46 AM
Things That Sound Dirty That You Can Say in Front of Your Gramma, Western Washington Edition:
watch out, I'm gonna Chimacum!
ow, I got Sequim in my eye!
July 7, 2006 1:14 PM
don't forget Knooksack
July 7, 2006 1:54 PM
Geni, I live in Beaver
July 7, 2006 7:26 PM
Oh and I lived up Hooker Road in Sequim. From there I could drive to Kitchen Dick Road and on to Woodcock Road
July 7, 2006 7:29 PM
Well, I can't believe you haven't taken a trip to Gay, MI. You could even visit The Gay Bar. It is, of course, across the bridge, quite a long trip.
July 11, 2006 9:20 PM
my favorite is Big Bone Lick in Kentucky I believe. Just off I-75.
July 12, 2006 7:10 AM
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