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Apparently, an early scene in Kevin Smith’s forthcoming Clerks 2—in which two characters graphically discuss fellating a donkey—was enough to send Good Morning America punster Joel Siegel running for the exit.
For the full story—including Kevin Smith’s hilariously bitter response—see Page Six.
Question to ponder for moralists. Is it more moral to fellate a mule than a donkey? The mule is infertile, and if fellating an animal is to undermine the animals god-given fertility, then fellating a mule would be better than fellating a donkey.
I wonder if Joel Seigel ever reviewed any of John Waters' early films. Does anyone who doesn't own a mini-van and live in the suburbs with 2.3 kids give a rats ass what Seigel thinks of any movie?
Rosario Dawson playing Dante's girlfriend is more than enough to make me flee the theater.
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