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Friday, July 28, 2006

More Intraoffice E-mail

Posted by on July 28 at 12:01 PM

from: Joseline
subject: Kenny G
Don’t laugh, this is serious business. Does anyone know how to get in touch with Kenny G or his management directly?
Thanks
from: David Schmader
subject: re: Kenny G
go in the bathroom wiht the lights out, stare into the mirror, and whisper “kenny g, kenny g, kenny g” twenty times.

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Sure, it's easy to summon him, but once you do, how do you make him go away again?

I thought I could help, but I was thinking of Kenny Loggins. Sorry Joss. Unless you want KL to sing "Danger Zone" at your wedding while fighter jets soar majestically above the wedding party.

Actually, that sounds cool.

c/o Boulevard Management
21650 Oxnard St. Ste 1925
Woodland Hills, CA 91367
818-783-0222

That's exactly what was written on the mirror in lipstick when I turned the light back on!

Make sure to count your kidneys before you leave...

Well, well, well..it's war! Firstly, since I am unable to post here I don't see why my email should be posted. Trust me, I'm used to being ridiculed but the playing field should be even. Second it smacks of ego to send me an email then forward it on to slog. Lasty, my intended would be very upset if he found out what I'm up to since he hasn't got my refined taste in music. You officially suck!

Kenny G on the other hand is a fine artist with rather nice hair. I've had a crush on him since I was 12.

Jos- You got the address! And the war started yesterday when you publicly accused me of lying about your brother's (authentic!) fro comb mail.
My mom ran into Kenny G once on a dock (he was disembarking from a seaplane) and she thought he was a tiny woman with an awesome mane until she got up close. She loves him, too.

It all makes sense now. You felt slighted cause I pointed out your lies and fabrications. Surely this must happen to you a lot? Oh, well BRING IT ON!

ps. At least someone in your clan has good taste.

Meow!

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