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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

In Other Big Gay News…

Posted by on July 26 at 10:02 AM

Bill Clinton is a fag—or so says Anne Coulter. You see, Bill’s had sex with a lot of women… which is a pretty damn gay thing for a man to do.

Under prodding from Deutsch, Coulter repeated on the air something she had told him just before the cameras went on: She thinks Bill Clinton is at least a little bit gay. Her evidence? Well, all those sexual relations he’s had with women, of course. “I think that sort of rampant promiscuity does show some level of latent homosexuality,” Coulter explained.

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The reality is that GWB and Cheney are gay. But then, Ann has always been gender-confused.

Coulter's ratings must be going down.

Lance Bass is gay too.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14042410/

It's getting more and more difficult for her scriptwriters to come up with this stuff, like a junkie who needs a bigger and bigger dose to get a high.

Now, a man having sex with Anne Coulter -- that would in fact be gay as hell.

I've always thought that if Ann Coulter actually was a man she'd be the bitchiest queen around, the kind that will never settle down because they are too deeply in love with themselves. (She's 40-something, unmarried, never did her civic duty and bred. How curious.)

Well, her recent public statements about the 9/11 Widows "enjoying their husbands' deaths" and subseqent condemnation by Hillary was the first time I'd heard her name in a while. So obviously she's discovered that picking a fight with a Clinton is one of the few avenues she has left to get her name in print, which is her main goal in life.

I love the promiscuity = a little bit gay angle. She seems to basically be saying that he's so straight he must be gay. Brilliant!

"Dear Angry White Men Who Read My Books: Anybody who's had more women than you must be GAY! Except John Wayne."

Coulter's going to be running down the street with her tits out soon. Getting low on ideas. Be afraid.

FNARF - I have two words for you: empty purses.

Hmm, 40, never married ... she obviously hates God.

I wonder where Wilt Chamberlain and Gene Simmons fit into her bizarre construct. I suppose Casanova was gay, too.

Ann Coulter get's the cold shoulder from Adam Corolla:

http://movies.crooksandliars.com/Adam-Carolla-Coulter-7-6-06.mp3

So I guess this means that Ms. Coulter, with all of her rabid right-wing frothing at the mouth, is actually a bleeding heart liberal, if not a communist. Makes sense to me!

Big Bill never made a pass at her (he tends to prefer women who look like women, not broomhandles with Adams' apples), and it hurt her widdle feewings.

I came back from the convention in 2004 with a picture of the Big Dawg that I'd taken from my seat, and my husband exclaimed, "if you'd been any closer, they'd have had to impeach him again!" But I'd have had the nasty dress dry-cleaned, myself. We don't all kiss and tell.

good point, yes, Ann Coulter is in fact a bleeding heart communist - I mean, look at her support of countries like Red China and Red Russia! and she wants more Cuban immigrants, who of course were raised as communists.

Now, if someone will just nuke the gay baby whales for Jesus ...

I can't even find her funny anymore. She is just awful, and that anyone wants to hear what she has to say just depresses me.

She could bite the heads off kittens, or drink the purported blood of a liberal on TV. Hold up a still-beating heart of something, and claim it's a terrorist's...

A man having sex with lots of women means he's gay? I must report this to all my supposedly straight male friends so I can throw them a big coming out party! I'm pretty sure they always thought screwing chicks meant they WEREN'T gay, so this should come as a surprise.

And if gay men are now having sex with men AND with women, what exactly do the straight guys do? Abstain?

Just as I can't believe that people voted for George Bush, I can't believe anyone is listening to this idiot.

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