Anti-Smoking Crusaders weren’t the only Stranger-bashers that showed up at this weekend’s Capitol Hill Block Party—fans of fact-packed newspapers were there too. An eagle-eyed Stranger staffer spotted this flyer tacked to light poles on streets that lead to the Capitol Hill Block Party:

Ouch—that hurts! But we beat you to the joke months ago, Mr. Flyer. We added the titles at the end of the winning submission in this year’s 28 Seconds, our annual SIFF short film contest. You’ll have to Watch all 28 seconds of this short film to get to the end, but it’s well worth your time…

(The winning entry comes first, followed by the runners up. Enjoy ‘em all.)