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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Dept. of Brand Names

Posted by on July 25 at 15:58 PM

Think “Honey Bucket” is a bad name? Check out the company handling porta-potties on Lopez Island:

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Nice, but it doesn't compare to my 2 other NW favorites
-T&A supply
and
-Tacoma Screw
Wizard of Oooze would make a better porn name though.

There's always the Erection Company...

Oops:

http://www.nwlink.com/~tec1/techistory.htm

Their motto: "We always get it up"

Personally, I miss the S & M Market (great t-shirts!)

The Wizard Hat -- if it were to be less magical and more realistical -- would be more conical and the same color as a brown crayon.

If the Porta user were to be protected by Magic Spells once inside the facility, he or she would be armed with a "Speeding Up" or "Slowing Down" spell, perhaps tricked out with a "Can't Smell" spell, as well as a "Low Temperature" spell.

The ass-cherry on top of the ass-sundae would be exiting this Magical Machine having already been miraculously 'ported to the front of the high-season, Sunday afternoon car-waiting line for Anacortes.

There IS no place like home.

It isn't in Seattle, but as an ex-St. Louisan I feel compelled to mention Mr. Happy Crack (A dry crack is a happy crack!):

http://www.mrhappycrack.com/

You can now at last buy the shirts online, he he he

I can't speak for Mr. Happy Crack, but personally, my experience has been that cracks are always much happier when they aren't bone-dry...chafing, ya know.

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