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Friday, July 21, 2006

Colin Farrell Confronted by ‘Victim’ on Tonight Show

Posted by on July 21 at 9:20 AM

The blogosphere is abuzz over reports from yesterday’s taping of The Tonight Show, during which Colin Farrell was confronted by a woman who (unsuccessfully) sued him for sexual harassment. According to witnessess, Farrell was chatting with Leno when Dessarae Bradford marched onstage and placed a copy of her self-published book Colin Farrell: A Dark Twisted Puppy on Leno’s desk before Farrell calmly led her from the stage, telling her, “You’re insane.”

For proof of Farrell’s diagnosis, check out Dessarae Bradford’s website. In addition to the aforementioned book on Farrell, Bradford is selling her tell-all book I Fucked Alec Baldwin in His Ass. Bradford also hypes her forthcoming “new single!” “Colin Farrell is My Bitch”.

To hear the “phat underground house” song, go here.


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Colin Farrell is even less funny and less talented than Jim Carrey. If all of this stuff is true and Farrell has a day of reckoning then just maybe we will be spared any more worthless movies.

English being a language lacking in middle-voiced reflexives, I realize we are somewhat wanton in applying reundant pronomial possesives to body parts (e.g. I washed my face). Still "I fucked Alec Baldwin in his ass" seems to go beyond even what our careless language allows in that reagard. Surely "in THE ass" suffices.

i know - it is hilarious that she said "in his ass." i don't know, it just makes her seem delirious/totally out of it.

Ellen,

Colin Farrell isn't supposed to be funny. He typically stars in drama. Perhaps you have him confused with Will Ferrell?

Colin has also been in some crappy movies, but he's smokin' hot, so it's ok.

Wait, so does that mean that Farrell isn't dark and twisted? Well, there goes that fantasy.

"I know - it is hilarious that she said "in his ass." i don't know, it just makes her seem delirious/totally out of it."

No. I have it! She is preparing a brilliant sequel. Ready....

"I Fucked Alec Baldwin in Colin Farrell's Ass"

I also mix-up the Farrells, Will and Colin. To this day I still confuse Matthew Broderick with Broderick Crawford.


Fucking Alec Baldwin in the ass is crazy? I must be the biggest nutcase ever.

In addition to confusing her Farrells, "Ellen" is confused about the nature of the story. "All this stuff" not only isn't true, it's full-on barking mad. Even IF this creature really was "raped", which is extremely unlikely, she has no case, because she has nothing to present except her insanity.

I wonder, though, what's really going on, because it's got to be pretty darn hard to get onto the Tonight Show stage during a taping. Even people who are supposed to be there -- and they are not strangers to the rest of the crew -- don't get to just walk onstage.

Publicity stunt by Farrell? Or complacently lax security by the studio crew? I don't know and, fortunately, I don't really care.

Kinaidos: I think everyone knows what she means by "in his ass", whether or not it's proper English (although I admit I have no clue what "reundant pronomial possessives" are). She meant "I fucked Alec Baldwin in Will Farrell's ass." -- she gets Colin and Will confused all the time.

My theory is she had a sympathetic person on the Tonight Show crew. There's always some dumb person who takes the side of the insane.

Dessarae Bradford's dillusions are unfortunate and twisted. While I am not really what would be considered a fan of Colin Farrell's, I will say that her harassment is causing undue stress and is entirely uncalled for. Countless witnesses of the incident at the taping of "The Tonight Show" have stated the real world facts that there was no love between Colin and Ms. Bradford, yet she insists on her dillusional fairytale. She should be sued for everything she's ever owned, currently owns, or could ever hope to own in the future as payment for her deceit and her slander and libel.

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