Trash American Idol Auditions in Seattle!
Oh boy, oh boy, oh BOY! Finally a chance for the WORLD to see what an awesome singer I am, and I don’t have to travel half way across the country to do it! That’s right—the American Idol auditions are coming to SEATTLE on September 19 at Key Arena! Remember: Not only the awesome singers (like me) get chosen to perform in front of Simon, Paula and Randy. It’s also really EMBARRASSING performers as well! And I really want to see the Northwest represent this year. So put on your most ridiculous costumes, pick out a truly awful song to sing, and START PRACTICING NOW!
Here are the AMERICAN IDOL AUDITION RULES—and if you really suck (not me), be sure to buy all the American Idol audition books and videos that will help you do (almost) as well as me!
GOOD LUCK… to me.
I'm sort of disappointed that it's being held at Key Arena. I would think that part of the American Idol audition experience would be an ugly ballroom at a large and tacky airport hotel. That's where the tackiest things (real estate seminars, child model agency audtions) tend to happen.