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Friday, June 9, 2006

“The Woman Is Wild, a She-Cat Tamed by the Purr of a Jaguar”

Posted by on June 9 at 12:46 PM

Personal story: When I was a little kid I distinctly remember sitting in the back of the Frizzelle station wagon and riding the freeways of San Jose while my mom listened to the radio and, often as not, cried. The station she liked played Hall & Oates ALL THE TIME. Two months ago, I started buying and listening to music that reminds me of my parents, that I’d rejected because it was mainstream or whatever but that, on relistening, makes me pretty damn happy. I’ve been listening to Hall & Oates ALL THE TIME. The big hits, mainly—”Maneater,” “Private Eyes,” “Rich Girl,” “Sara Smile,” “One on One.” Imagine my surprise when I learned, last week, that Hall & Motherfucking Oates are playing the Paramount. Ladies and gentlemen, they’re playing the Paramount TONIGHT. Hannan Levin writes in Stranger Suggests:

Hall & Oates
(MUSIC)
It’s an unfortunate reality that the mere mention of Daryl and John’s surnames produces snickers and recitations of the chorus from “Maneater.” They’ve been reduced to an ’80s punch line, but the reality is that their white-boy soul fusions were built with some exceptionally strong pop songwriting skills. Do yourself a favor, go listen to “Rich Girl” with fresh ears and hear it for yourself. (Paramount, 911 Pine St, 292-0888. 8 pm, $37—$67, all ages.)

I part ways with Levin on this because I’ll go to bat for “Maneater” any day of the week and twice on Sunday. It’s just so catchy and so supremely weird. Some of the lyrics I’m just learning now—for instance, who knew he’s singing “The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar” [and why the initial cap? is this just bad grammar, or a reference to the car? {also, aren’t those pictures along the side amazing? the saxophone? the beret?}]—but that chorus is as deep in my psyche as the topography of California.

EXTRA DOUBLE-SCOOP CAN-YOU-BELIEVE-IT INSIDE TIP: It just so happens—it’s so cosmic—that Harvey Danger has been working on their fabled cover of “Maneater” and will be perfoming it this very night, giving you, Seattle resident, the opportunity, since the Hall & Oates show starts at 8 and Harvey Danger take the stage (at the Crocodile) probably somewhere between 11 and midnight, to see two hit bands doing “Maneater” in one night.

And people say this town is boring…


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They're out of touch, and I'm out of time. And they're out of my head when they're out of line.

I'm also hoarding my money, so I can't attend. Apologies.

Christopher, everybody knows that "I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)" is the best Hall & Oates song.

Please give us an update on the state of the famous moustache!

I almost died laughing when in Dating, Mating and Hating, Hall and Oates were referred to as:

"The silkiest duo to ever suck the melanin out of soul music."

Sorry if i didn't get that quote exactly right...

yes but are they going to do one on one?

the best sports themed bedroom song of all time!!

"I'm tired of playing on the team
Ooooooh, it seems I don't get time out anymore
What a change if we set the pace face to face
No one even trying to score
And oh, oh, I can feel the magic of your touch
Umm-humm, And when you move in close
A little bit means so much
And ooh yeah, you've got to understand, baby
Time out is what I'm here for

Whoooa, one on one
I wanna play that game tonight
One on one I know
I wanna play that one on one
I wanna play that game tonight
One on one so slow
Ooohooohoh
"

The substance of what Tom Francis is saying is a fine example of what is known to those of us who study the history of ideas (since the invention of the wheel to what is being invented at this very moment) as The Truth.

Sometimes I feel an obligation to state what I'm certain the general Slog readership is thinking:

Charles, you are so fucking weird.

For what it's worth, my Hall and Oates revival took place when I was in a very gay bar with a bunch of my very gay boyfriends in San Francisco, when "Making My Dreams Come True" came on and it sounded like the best song ever.

True and tragic story--I was hoping to attend tonight's show with Pleaseassaur's JP Hasson (probably the biggest H&O fan on the planet), but I couldn't get a hold of their publicist and those tickets are damn pricey. Sad!

My own H&O revival occurred after attending a Halloween party several years back when the opening bits of "Rich Girl"
got most of the party joining into a stomping and clamping routine, led by a guy dressed as Burt Reynolds, that could only be described as... infectious.

Hannah--do you mean "You Make My Dreams"? As to Tom and Charles's insistence that "I Can't Go for That" is great -- well, you're right. I just spent about an hour with that song, and what an hour it's been. HALL AND MOTHERFUCKING OATES, ladies and gentlemen.

I believe "Sara Smile" was the only hit song from the 70s to use a vibraphone.

And by the way, Charles is not weird. He is your resident genius.

You can be weird and genius, in my estimation. And sorry--there are multiple geniuses here, such as the man sitting to my left, Mr. David Schmader.

I had a transcendent moment once with "I Can't Go for That". I was at the Bohemian afterhours, my third tab of E had just kicked in, and the dj played the most thumpin' house remix of that song. Pure magic.

Unlike some uber-hipsters, I never had to go through a Hall & Oates "revival," because I was never so self-conscious that I turned against them. At the age of nine, some of my instincts (very, very few, actually) were already fine-tuned, and this was one of them. "Sara Smile" and "She's Gone" are great songs by any standard, even the standards of a duo with, respectively, a Lion King-like mullet and a mustache for the ages.

your kiss is on my list.

best H&O song.

fact.

Once upon a time, while sitting with a friend at a swim up-bar in Cabo San Lucas, an adjacent group of tough-guy Jersey shore jock dudes asked the bartender to play some of their own music over the pool area’s sound system. We were shocked when it turned out to be Hall & Oates Greatest Hits.

Later, two of the guys were walking to the other side of the pool, both moving in time to the music of “Kiss On My List.” Without breaking their stride or missing a beat, the guy walking in front stuck out his arm while the guy in back used his buddy’s extended arm in a pretend pounding-out of the piano part in the song. That’s when my pina colada exploded.

OKAY ITS MONDAY AND I DIDNT GO TO THE HD SHOW ON FRIDAY AND NOW I AM PISSED. goddammit!

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