Politics The Morning News
Senate Republicans: Still homophobic.
The price of oil: Still climbing.
Ex-Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein: Still evil.
The Bush administration: Still cracking down on the poor and immigrants.
Iran’s religious leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei: Still hates us.
Ex-VP-turned-environmental-messiah Al Gore: Still denying presidential rumors.
Gaza: Still deadly.
AIDS, 25 years on: Still really, really deadly.
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld: Still in charge, despite a new allegations linking him to alleged misconduct against Iraqi civilians at Haditha in 2003.
The Seattle Times: Still obsessed with the inheritance tax.
The end of the world: Still nigh.
Damn, that Times editorial is so poorly written it must've been penned by Ryan "I Hope My Dad Dies Before 2011" Blethen.