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Gitmo: The Supremes declare the whole damn thing unconstitutional, the Pentagon flips ‘em off.
That Other Supreme Court Decision: Here’s hoping Dems take Kos’ advice.
Bin Laden: He’s still out there somewhere, not that anyone, you know, cares.
Another Day, Another (Alleged) Atrocity: When can we stop pretending that every last person wearing a uniform in Iraq is hero fighting for our freedom? Some of them should have yellow ribbons tied around their necks.
Missing Israeli Soldier: No, wait. He’s not dead.
Space Shuttle Goes Up: Here’s hoping it comes down in one piece.
Starjonesgate: ABC told Star to make something up a lie about why she was leaving, and they would back her up. I think Star’s going to come out on top somehow. She certainly has the upper hand right now.
HPV Vaccine: This is worth linking to twice… Fed panel, bucking fundies, recommends HPV vaccine be giving to all girls before age 12.
The Deadliest Place on Earth: Kid dies at Disney Worldóthe ninth death at the park since 2003.
Light Bulb Removed from Man’s Anus: He has no idea how it got there. Uh-huh.
Are Fundies Turning on GOP? Christ, I hope so.