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Support the Troops! Screw their widows.
George W. Bush gets caught spying on your bank accounts… and somehow it’s the media that have behaved “disgracefully.”
Katrina Cash: Flushed down the toilet.
Rush Limbaugh: Still poppin’ pills.
File Under “Nobody Cares”: Old lady in Olympia gets a dog.
Axl Rose: Guns ‘N Roses lead singer has an appetite for, uh, Swedish security guards.
Do it, JK! Rowling may kill off Harry Potter.
Naomi Campbell: Supermodel slaps sense into maid, ingrate maid sues.