The Morning News
Iraq: Amnesty is Out, Reconciliation is In.
Iraq II: Republicans defeat Dem plan for troop withdrawal. Pentagon adopts it.
Iraq III: Beheadings are back.
Buffet’s Billions: He’s giving `em away.
Disgruntled Seattle Smokers: Move to Germany, the nicotine addict’s paradise.
World Cup: England defeats Ecuador or Uruguay oróoh, who gives a shit.
King George: He may graciously allow the Senate to “review” his illegal wiretapping program.
Tom Cruise’s Most Recent Ex-Wife: Nicole Kidman remarries “in a traditional Catholic ceremony.‚ÄĚ Can divorced people do that? Can Scientologists do that? Can Kidman marry a heterosexual?
Lance Armstong: Okay, he had cancer. But is he a total asshole or what?