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Monday, June 26, 2006

Sure, Queer Pride Is Great, But…

Posted by on June 26 at 14:29 PM

Straight girls need pussy too. I think I’ll buy several copies of this and give it to all the not-lesbian women I know who talk about how they want to get girls but claim not to know how.

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What do you call a sexually conflicted straight woman who's stopped sleeping with other women?

A hasbian. [Insert rim shot sound effect.]

I wouldn't call the Mistress sexually conflicted:

Yeah, this will be invaluable help so many millions of girls who want to get it on during a drunk at a party or talk their boyfriend into a threesome.

Without expert advice, pie-in-the-sky dreams like that just don't stand a chance, do they?

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