I have one here that says "For Corianton's Eyes Only". But all it has in it is hair clippings, a picture of Regis Philbin, and an old dried-up slice of American cheese.

I've got a folder of images I downloaded of the dreamy Zooey Deschanel that a coworker titled "Stupid Dumb Girl".

I think she's anything but.

Fnarf, you sure know Cori.

Know me!? We're so close, that if we were naked, he'd be inside me.

You wish.

School is in, sucker, you can't touch this.

'Mexican Request Forms'

Well, my background image is Touched By His Noodly Appendage, but the actual shortcuts on my desktop are pretty boring - although I do have one that says "Microsoft Word (safe)" that I suppose implies some question as to its safety.

i think nipper needs to answer this. i know what's on his desktop. it's scary.

Fucking Campaign Stuff That I Should Just Delete.

self-explanatory.

cool, geni

I have a folder on my desktop called THE AUSSIE CORN-HOLE....

my best folder name = "Bunny Rules"