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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

“I’m not sure what the future holds, but I’m absolutely sure who holds the future.”

Posted by on June 27 at 16:02 PM

This has to be seen—Star Jones announces that she is leaving The View, and her co-hosts pretend that 1. it’s a shock and 2. that they aren’t 100% thrilled to see her go. Star talked it over with Jesus, you see, and since the show is “moving in another direction for its 10th season” (read: all dykey and shit), so is Star. There hasn’t been a more horrifying ten minutes of television since Bush kept reading My Pet Goat on the morning of 9/11. Yeesh.

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That shit has been on for ten fucking years?!

Nothing like a forced standing ovation.. Now that's REAL affection.

HAS to be seen??? You're kidding, right. WHO CARES?

This isn't as funny as Britney Spears's interview with Matt Lauer. Although it did, briefly, make me hate the entire female gender for just a second -- as does THE VIEW every time I see a snippet of it. Don't worry, I get over it quickly.

that last comparison wasn't fair. there will never be anything more horrifying than W on 911 "protecting the children."

"I just want to know...whose shoes I'm going to covet now?"

"Who am I going to fight with??"

The skinny bitch will be missed.

I consider myself a Christian (Don't worry - I don't have a victim complex, so I won't bore you with stories about my supposed persecution. And I won't try to convert anybody) but this whole who-can-outjesus-jesus stuff is so gross.

Religion is, to me, an intensely private thing. And something to not take lightly. I would never pray to God for guidance on something as stupid as whether I should stay on a TV show or not. And if I did, I sure wouldn't tell people about it. That's just tacky.

I just roll my eyes whenever I hear people talking about stuff like this.

Thank you, reasonable Christian! We're not all nuts or jerks!

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