Trash “I’m not sure what the future holds, but I’m absolutely sure who holds the future.”
This has to be seen—Star Jones announces that she is leaving The View, and her co-hosts pretend that 1. it’s a shock and 2. that they aren’t 100% thrilled to see her go. Star talked it over with Jesus, you see, and since the show is “moving in another direction for its 10th season” (read: all dykey and shit), so is Star. There hasn’t been a more horrifying ten minutes of television since Bush kept reading My Pet Goat on the morning of 9/11. Yeesh.