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Friday, June 16, 2006

SIFF Sex Scandal!

Posted by on June 16 at 16:36 PM

Alright, it’s not really a scandal, and only tangentially connected to SIFF, but this new I, Anonymous submission is sexy, SIFFy, and scandalous enough to warrant your attention:

Yesterday my partner and I went to see the movie “In Bed” (part of SIFF) at the Egyptian. The movie starts (sound only, some visuals of sheets moving) with a heterosexual couple loudly having sex, and it goes on for a couple minutes. The whole movie focuses on this casual sexual relationship between the two—about 1/3 of the movie was just sex, the rest was them getting to know each other. In any case, regardless of your sexual orientation (we’re queer girls) it was hot.

So, the movie gets boring…and I invite my lady to take off. She bolts for the bathroom, which is empty, and we head into the large stall and well, get to it. You know….

After a couple minutes these two women come in and are talking REALLY loudly, it was totally odd; at this point we’re not doing anything but um..we’d like to come out of the stall and go home! They talk and talk and it occurs to us that they’re trying to keep us in there? Get us to come out? Weird. A couple minutes later we walk out and some asswipe manager comes in and says “If you guys have to use the bathroom can you at least go into a single stall? You really shouldn’t use the handicapped stall for so long because..” blah blah blah. What she was really saying was “I’m so jealous that you two love birds get to fuck in here after watching a hot movie, and those two bitches were totally freaked out by your lezzie sex! Please stop making me so jealous ‘cause I never get any action except with my toys!”.

My partner and I were both amazed that these two women actually CARED enough to go and get someone! Hell, if I saw two pairs of feet in a stall I’d hang around to watch- I think people getting in on is hot, more power to ya..what’s the harm?

Oh Egyptian people, you need to have a more healthy acceptance of sexuality. Relax! And go get some…

Impromptu lesbian sex: Eternal component of cosmopolitan ladies’ rooms, or inappropriate pollution of public space? Discuss.


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Dude I wish it were an eternal component of MEN'S rooms. My bladder would constantly be relieved and ready for more.

That said, the loud talkers were assholes. There has been all manner of cocksucking and buttfucking in the stall next to me in the last ten years in Seattle. It can be creepy, but it's mostly harmless to me. Who gives a shit? STFU and get on with your day, you big babies.

I've all kinds of gay male sex in bathrooms. I don't see why dykes shouldn't.

Sigh. Some people care far too much about other people's business.



(PS . . .I'm hard of hearing so I miss all the best stuff . . .)

Jealous bitches :P Let those two have their fun.

I thought it was only us gay boys that had bathroom sex. I had no idea that lesbians did this as well. I thought they were all in to "relationships". You mean lesbians are capable of spontaneous public restroom sex? Who'd have thunk? Hot!

Go for it girls!!

The stalls in the ladies room at Barca have seen lots of action. Thanks to the full length doors.

oh yeah, i second barca's bathrooms. many a happy evening in there.

and spontaneous lesbian restroom sex is great - but not nearly as great as spontaneous lesbian ferry elevator sex.

Interesting question for other folks out there: You've just had sex in a bathroom stall, and outside there are people talking. What do you do?


For the IA dykes, they waited until the voices left. Would Seattle's gay male population be that hesitant or would they leave, heads held high? What about other folks, straight or not so straight?


I'm really curious.


i have spent many a happy hour getting it on in the restroom--especially in high school, when this supercute girl and i used to make out in one of the wheelchair accessible stalls during computer science class... i can remember the dry heat of the blue-painted radiator and the beautiful creamy smoothness of her skin to this day.

BUT!!! i am a wheelchair user, and i have occasionally waited for long-ass periods of time while people went at it in the accessible stall. a couple of times i've wet my pants waiting--poor bladder control is no joke. so PLEASE do your making out (and your changing, your makeup, whatever) in the accessible stall only when there's another one left free. and DON'T SAY that you never see people in wheelchairs who need that stall: it may not happen to you every day, but WE'RE OUT HERE and we DO have to pee!

First of all, I am not a manager. Asswipe, quite possibly, manager, no. Second of all the only reason I asked you two hairy, stupid, bitches to not use that stall for sex was because we actually do get people that can not fit into a regular stall due to physical limitations. Get off your "you hate us because we are lesbians getting in on in your hetero bathroom" bullshit soapbox, and have a little bit of consideration for other people, gay or not. Thirdly, I am the one that has to go in there after your triste and bleach down everything that your gnarly pussies may have graced. Like I told you when you came out of the stall, "I could care less if you want to fuck in the bathroom, just don't use the handicapped stall". You only heard what you wanted to hear, that you are being persecuted for being "out and proud"...you were being called out for being inconsiderate shits, not for any other reason. Oh ya, and the day I am jealous of you two having sex is the day I will blow my fucking brains out. Thanks for being so caring about the plight of others.

i would like to comment on the fact that immediatly they
(the lezzes) accused the woman that worked at the theater of being 'freaked' out or disturbing their love fest...its ridiculous to think that no one has to clean up after you, that no one will need that stall(handicapped), that you deserve to fuck freely wherever you please....


if it was me..i would have busted the door down and told your half dressed asses to get some better 'ellicit' place to get off..we all have to share SOME spaces...

Absolutely. Consideration for others is the key - not indulging yourself at the expense of others. What a couple of swine! I would've called the cops.

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