I just put myself on the list.

All religion is stupid. Wipe menstrual blood on the Bible and Torah and then force religion crazy Jews and Christians to masterbate with them.

Religious people especially Jews and Christians are the cause of all the problems in the world.

So after the rapture, all the true believers will be sucked up to heaven, and the rest of us will be here, reading our e-mail, wondering where millions of lunatic fring people went?

Tell me, Bradley Steinbacher, what can *I* do to hurry the Rapture?

This may finally be my chance to find affordable housing opportunities.

What happens when someone goes on vacation and forgets to turn the computer off? Will it send out a rapture message? Will the world be plunged into a panic?

The mind boggles.

Actually -- come to think of it -- you have to wonder if we wouldn't be better off if there really were a rapture . . . .

Maybe by inputting that code number in Lost over and over and over, they're preventing the Rapture from happening!

"This may finally be my chance to find affordable housing opportunities."

Yeah, you won't be able to GIVE a trailer or manufactured home away! ;-)

And yes - rapture NOW! Send those assholes someplace else. No more Prayer Warrior emails. Of course, if the rapture is Legit, Hutchinson will still be here. Only then will he emerge as one of the powerhouses in the Scat Drag movement.

Honest question:

Are they serious?

It's probably a big phishing scam. Who would be dumb enough to give your email address out for a post-rapture notification program.

You know what I say to the Rapture? HOORAY, FREE CLOTHES!

Gomez! Can you be SERIOUS??? What Stylin' Seattlite could possibly want to wear clothes that born-again christians tend to wear? :-p

I suppose you could wear their clothes in an ironic way...

I don't know - if a lot of the people from the black churches get raptured, they wear some neat outfits. Love going to QFC on Rainier Ave on Sunday afternoon and see all the ladies of the church in their dresses and hats, and the men in their suits. Very stylish.

But white rapturists - if the megachurch tv broadcasts are any indication - just don't have it going on, fashion-wise. Or God-wise, for that matter. What a boring "paradise" that would be.

I don't know - if a lot of the people from the black churches get raptured, they wear some neat outfits. Love going to QFC on Rainier Ave on Sunday afternoon and see all the ladies of the church in their dresses and hats, and the men in their suits. Very stylish.

But white rapturists - if the megachurch tv broadcasts are any indication - just don't have it going on, fashion-wise. Or God-wise, for that matter. What a boring "paradise" that would be.

I suppose you could wear their clothes in an ironic way...

I am sure that there will be a lot of speculation as to what happened to all these people. The theories of some scientists and world leaders will have so much credibility that most of the world will believe them.

It will sound like the truth!

But, there is only one truth. And, that truth is that Jesus Christ, God in the flesh, came back to earth and took with Him to Heaven all who believed in Him and made Him their Lord.

Actually, it's true that Darwin predicted an evolutionary event in which life on Earth would move forward by ridding itself of its most destructive parasitic infection...

Hate to break it to them, but I think the Rapture already happened, and the one truly righteous person already ascended. This is Hell.

Does anybody know if there's a "Rupture" service. So if I rupture myself and can't get to a computer people will know I split an intestine?

Geni touched upon my main thought - what are all these people who are certain they're going to be raptured do when it happens and they aren't among the ones sucked up into the sky? I'd PAY to see their faces!

He he. "Masterbate".

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