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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Michael Jackson: Bashed by His Own Hand?

Posted by on June 13 at 10:57 AM

Just in time to celebrate tomorrow’s one-year anniversary of Michael Jackson’s still-amazing acquittal on child molestation charges, FOX News’ resident Jacko obsessive (every media outlet’s got one, hello) shares his exclusive insider story—with allegedly damning photos!—about Jackson’s post-arrest claims of brutality at the hands of Santa Barbara’s Sheriff’s Department.

As FOX News’ Roger Friedman reports:

Now this column can show you photos obtained exclusively from sources close to Jackson. What the sequence of photos shows is that [Jackson], according to sources, self-inflicted a wound on his arm and caused a rapidly rising welt to form.They also show it turning not black and blue, but a kind of amber color. My sources say this discoloration was caused by makeup.

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“If you look closely at his cheek,” says my source, “you can see the blush on it is the same color as the bruise on the arm.” Even weirder…it’s quite easy to see the tape holding his nose in place. Jackson isn’t wearing his typical whiteface makeup either. It may be one of the few photos that show Michael Jackson exactly as he is, warts and all.

According to Friedman, “His idea was to create sympathy for himself by inventing a race war of some kind. ‘He wanted it to be like O.J., a black vs. white issue,’ says [Friedman’s] source. ‘He wanted the black community to burn down police stations, riot and protest if they [the police and authorities] went against him.’”

As it turns out, Jackson didn’t need such race-baiting machinations to get his acquittal—but it’s damn telling he thought he did. Full story here. Sigh.


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Jackson was arrested and held in a cheap Econo-lodge bathroom?

That ain't no Econo-lodge, it's the Ritz-Carlton. Eight days after the arrest. Those aren't handcuffs, they're bracelets. And that bruise does look a little suspicious. Besides, Michael probably bruises if you breathe near him.

dammit dammit dammit!!!

as if fox news could be even more evil, they go and have a crappy wamu advertisement that hovers over the fucking pictures without a close button!!!


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Also, Michael Jackson trying to make his trial a black vs white issue is hilarious given he's whiter than most white people. Unless it's the black people that are persecuting HIM, or something.

Do black people still consider him one of their own?

Does any sentient homo sapien consider him one of their own?

By stripping his humanity down to its most basic form -- and ultimate destination -- a skeleton -- Jackson has become the most human of us all. It's as if the remains of Tutankhamen or the Mayan rulers were walking amongst us. Plus, as an added bonus, since he's already a walking skeleton he can never be killed or die.

What I want to know is, why can't I see the tape holding his nose in place?

such crap, another new story using michael jackson to get someone to read it. I don't know if the photos are real, but one, there is no tape, two, everyone has bad look days, look at him when he was at the trial he looked amazing. Three Rog along with fox news and everyone else who still talks about this crap needs to let it go. he was found innocent, because he was, there has never been any proof. A year ago today, the truth came out. Thank You God. Amen.

BTW - The King of Music, is about to drop a NEW ALBUM in 2007!!!!

Mike, your Throne awaits.

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