The Morning News
Bush supports a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage; his press secretary, Tony Snow, says he considers the ban a matter of “civil rights” - for heteros. Americans, meanwhile, shrug.
Somali capitol falls to militants; American officials worry.
The Supreme Court says it will rule on race as a factor in school admissions; conservatives applaud.
Palestianian president Mahmoud Abbas calls for a nationwide referendum on recognition of Israel; Hamas freaks.
Fed chairman Ben Bernanke (who?) expresses worry about inflation; stocks plunge.
Gregoire hedges on the state pharmacy board’s decision to let pharmacists deny prescriptions at will; the Times and P-I run the exact same story about it.
A congressional report reveals that the US government dumped chemical weapons in the ocean for decades; “whoops,” Army says.
The world loves The Da Vinci code; the New Yorker’s Anthony Lane hates it.
A Roman priest asks God to save his dying mother; God, apparently, says no.
I like Ben Bernanke's name. It's fun to say over and over again.
Also, 1:25am is a little early for the morning news, isn't it? My hangover hasn't even hit yet.