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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Notes From The Prayer Warrior

Posted by on June 27 at 17:24 PM

Here’s the latest from Hutch. As always, your prayers are welcome in the comments…

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June 27, 2006

Dear Prayer Warrior,

Please pray for me as I travel to Indianapolis tomorrow to Exodus International Ministries to Homosexuals. We are expecting many protestors, so we need to cover this event with much prayer.

Also, an opportunity has arisen to work with the Russian church as they plan a marriage rally in Bellevue this October. Also, they are ready to join us in an initiative to repeal HB2661. Pray for God’s blessing on our relationship with them, as we work together for His glory.

Your Pastor,
Hutch


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Here's what your fucking god has done, you moose-rapist:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/06/27/israel.soldier/index.html

Try praying World War III doesn't start.

June 27, 2006
Dear Prayer Warrior,
Please shove your thumb in my ass as I travel to Indianapolis tomorrow to Exodus International Ministries to cruize other Homosexuals. We are expecting many protestors, so we need to cover my ding dong with lots of rubbers.
Also, an opportunity has arisen to fuck a couple of guys who work with the Russian church. As they plan a marriage rally in Bellevue this October they will be sitting on my face. Also, they are ready to join us for a closet circle jerk. Pray for God’s blessing on our relationship with them, as we work together for His glory.
Your Pastor,
Hutch

June 27, 2006

Dear Prayer Warrior,

Please pray for me as I travel to Indianapolis tomorrow to Exodus International Ministries to Homosexuals. I hear that the hookers in Indianapolis will do anything if you give them enough money, and I am interested in having a whore take a dump on my chest. If nothing else, I'm hoping to score a few blow jobs from some of those closet cases. It will be just like the old days in the NFL.

Also, an opportunity has arisen to buy a third Navigator for the rectory. The Russian churchs need help with a marriage rally in they are planning in Bellevue this October. As you know, communists are very poor at handling money, so this should be golden for me. Also, being comprised of people as dumb and intolerant as you are, they are ready to join us in an initiative to repeal HB2661. Pray for God’s blessing on our relationship with them, as we work together for my bank account.

Your Pastor,

Hutch

May I propose an opposing rally full of 'Protect Marriage Sanctity - Outlaw Divorce' and 'Marriage Sanctity = Lovers Marry' signs?

Russian, eh? There's a Russian Orthodox Church on the Hill with a Public Sidewalk feet from the door. If theya are part of this, it might be a fun place to picket.

I seem to recall that they gay man attacked a few prides ago was attacked by some members of the Russian Orthodox church from Bellingham.

With that plust the intitiative business, there's plenty of room for No Room For Bigots in the USA signs and such.

They also park illegally all over so we could get them ticketed too.

I'll do some research I think.

Also, could you also take a moment to ask yourselves, "what kind of a man is this single-mindedly focused on homosexuality. EVIL homosexuality. SINFUL, DELIC-- erm, I mean, ignore that last part. Prayer Warriors, also please pray also that the homosexuals in Indianapolis put their thumb up my... GODDAMMIT ZIP TANG HAS INFECTED ME WITH THE POISON OF LUCIFER!!!

Oh for god's sake, couldn't you keep this asshole out there?

We have enough of them here in Indianapolis.

Eli, we know you enjoy posting about idiotic fundamentalist Christians. But what about the orthodox Jews bombing Gaza? How many Palestinian women and children will die in this round of attacks by Israel? Rev. Hutch is a mosquito. No one will die when he travels to Indianapolis in the name of religion.


Many, many people wil die when the Jews travel to Gaza because the Bible tells them to. Everyone knows using Bible quotes to justify attacking homos is idiotic, what about using Bible quotes to justify killing women and children in Gaza? Which Bible quotes are we supposed to believe Eli?

STFU wondering you motherfucking jackass. I would kick your ass for making idiotic comments on the web if you were here in front of me.

Juggalo is right. Israel has every right to roll tanks into Gaza. Israel, all of it, belongs to the Jews and not just because it clearly says so in the Torah. Any nation would lose patience with the Palestinians.

Oh yeah, Isreal is a model of "patience" and restraint. Pa-lease. They are sleeping in a bed they made for themselves. They have every right to defend themselves, but they consistently over reach and have shown as little respect for Palestinian lives as suicide bombers have for Israli lives. I shed 0 tears for Israel.

Wait, wasn't this post about Hutch?

Whether or not you agree with the Israeli government's tactics... they are hardly rolling into Gaza based merely on Orthodox right-winger's views on the Torah or because it says Israel belongs to the Jews in the Torah.

Why don't you go educate yourself on the unfortunate complexities of this horrifying political and religious conflict instead of simply spouting unfunny, anti-Israel B.S.?

Whether or not you agree with Isreal's tactics (I don't), this is a blog post about KEN HUTCHERSON. Itching to talk about Isreal? Comment about it in the Slog forum. Assholes, PLEASE, shut up.

The original post was meant to ridicule the absurdity of "working for God's glory". Israel could not me more relevant to that topic.

I think Lefty hit the nail on the head. This blog is meant to ridicule the absurdity of "working for God's glory". I can think no no better use of my time. When someone else's opinion is different than mine, I resort to name calling, instead of relying facts and logical reasoning.

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