News Morning News
Earth: Hottest it’s been in 2,000 years.
Bank Records: Guess who’s looking at them without a warrant?
Those WMD’s: Found by a man in Texas. Phew!
North Korea: No preemptive strike, says Cheney.
Sears Tower: Targeted, fittingly, by men with “aspirations” but “no means.”
Pride: Can’t the gays just get along?