Bush asks for patience in Iraq. He’s decided to start taunting Iraqi insurgents again. Quite the diplomat, this one.

The new Somali government (and we’re using that term very loosely now) courts endorsement from the West.

The search continues for a Democratic Party campaign platform.

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton hasn’t found it.

Alberto was a wuss..

The best therapy for survivors of one of the worst natural disasters in American history: Girls Gone Wild tapes, Hooters dinners and strip clubs. God bless America.

Here’s one for the young readers: A fossil from the New York Times tells you how to spend your money. (He forgets to thank you for those Social Security checks he’ll get from you and never give back.)