Politics Make the Call
With the president pushing the Federal Marriage Amendment—which would not only ban same-sex marriage but also domestic partner benefits—and the Senate getting ready to vote on the FMA, Americablog wants you to call your US Senators and Reps and ask them if they intend to to walk their talk on “traditional marriage.” As right-wingers in the House and Senate and the religious conservatives they represent oppose same-sex marriage because they hate sodomy, masturbation, adultery, prostitution, out-of-wedlock sex, and marriages that cannot procreate—all of which John documents—then we have a right to ask if they’re avoiding those terrible, anti-family activities themselves. John’s even written a script for you:
Hello, I’m calling to find out if the member of Congress supports traditional marriage? Can you tell me if he or she masturbates? Do you? What about sodomy, including analingus, cunnilingus and fellatio? Is the member willing to pledge that he/she has never, is not, and will never commit those acts? Has the member ever had sex before marriage? Have you? What about adultery and prostitution? Will they swear never to have been involved, and never to be involved, in either? Will the member promise never to divorce? And finally, if the member is married, do they have children, and if not, why not?
Brilliant.