Trash K.Fed? Please Stop Rapping!
As you know, Britney Spears has put A LOT of work into her current “I’m Not a Monster” Image Rehabilitation Tour. And what did she get out of it? Just a lot of people making fun of her Matt Lauer interview where she chews gum, blubbers like a baby, and is oblivious to a big garbage fly sitting on her eyelash. IT’S REALLY SAD! Especially when all she to do to prove how HORRIBLE and FUCKED UP her life is on a daily basis is show everyone this story from Life & Style magazine.
Insiders says hubby Kevin Federline is driving wife Britney Spears crazy with his nonstop rapÂping around the house — especially when she’s trying to have a serious conversation with him. “She says it’s way beyond a joke now,â€ť says a Spears family friend. “She’ll be talking to him, and then he’ll burst into some rap rhymes without warning or apparent reason.
Omigod. Britney, I’m so sorry I ever made fun of you. At the time it just seemed like the thing to do. I blame peer pressure or maybe the Jews—now let me bust some funky lyrics for you! Rap Rap! Rappy-rap-rap! Rappity-rap-rap! RAP!