Amidst US Weekly’s accusations of an impending Britney/K.Fed divorce (including rumors of the wannabe rapper sleeping in the basement… HAW!) a new report from MSNBC claims that Mr. Spears is getting increasingly jealous of Britney’s “manny” Perry. Apparently, the Manny is doing a lot of the chores K.Fed was originally assigned to do — like, lay around on the couch eating Cheetos?

“[Federline] doesn’t like that this guy is taking care of his baby,” an “insider” told the mag. “He feels like Britney is throwing it in his face.” What’s more, Spears reportedly is redecorating her house, ditching Federline’s beloved black leather furniture in favor of a “1950s boudoir” look she favors. “She’s using pink, cream and apricot silk, lace and feathers,” reports the insider. “[Kevin] claims that he can’t think in the house any more and it’s affecting his music. [He] is complaining that the place is `some high-school chick’s bedroom.’”

OHHH, so THAT’S what’s affecting his music. So obviously the manny is hotter than K.Fed (but then, so is that dirty sponge underneath your sink), but what kind of makeover would you give him to make him even hotter?