From the lips of Aristotle:

“Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well.”

On a somewhat related note, Jenna Bush is migrating south to teach Latin American children how to think.

Teaching is a tough job, but Jenna’s the “fun twin,” so I’m sure she’ll be a hit—as long as she doesn’t traumatize the kiddies with her recess drinking games (helpful hint Jenna: It’s not a “game” if anyone is crying, vomiting, crying vomit, or vomiting tears).