Republican Strategist Jack Burkman, who ten days ago said that the war on gay marriage “…is five times as important as the war on terror and the war in Iraq combined,â€� was just outed on a myspace account for picking up chicks at a Pride parade in DC. The clever fox was even handing out business cards. Hot, Jack! At least they were women, you rascal.

Via Wonkette (and one thousand and one kisses for making me smile this morning):

…he told kristin about how he really enjoyed my outfit (TITS GALORE) and that i was beautiful, etc. by the end of the night (5 am or so), he was offering to pay for our room and give us a thousand dollars if two of us would fuck him. oh, jack burkman. his card is my DC souvenir.

Here’s the actual profile, complete with the aforementioned business card (courtesy of Seattle98104).

I wonder what he was doing at a Pride parade, and if he’s married or not (I couldn’t find mention of a wife). Maybe he was just trying to prove his point about The Gays—that sleaziness is like an STI they spread via handshakes. Some undercover homo must have slapped him on the back and made him horny while he was on his way to church.

For shame, The Gays. For shame.