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Thursday, June 8, 2006

Flower Revolution

Posted by on June 8 at 13:33 PM

I’m not sure if this passage has any scientific value, as it was written in the 60s by the anthropologist Loren Eiseley, but for as long as humans are around, and for as long as a good number of these humans communicate with English, and for as long as a small number of these English speakers have spots in their spines that are sensitive to the slightest changes in light and sound, this passage will certainly have value as poetry.

Once upon a time there were no flowers at all.

A little while ago - about one hundred million years, as the geologist estimates in the history of our four-billion-year-old planet - flowers were not to be found anywhere on the five continents. Wherever one might have looked, from the poles to the equator, one would have seen only the cold dark monotonous green of a world whose plant life possessed no other color.

Somewhere, just a short time before the close of the Age of Reptiles, there occurred soundless, violent explosion. It lasted millions of years, but it was an explosion, nevertheless. It marked the emergence of the angiosperms - the flowering plants. Even the great evolutionist Charles Darwin called them “an abominable mystery,” because they appeared so, suddenly and spread so fast.

Flowers changed the face of the planet. Without them, the world we know - even man himself - would never have existed.

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Blue Orchid


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What's mudede smoking? I want some. This reads like the first paragraphs in a bad undergraduate essay.

Maybe he's atoning for his destruction of the last tree in Ténéré?

Monotonous green? Bah. Flowers are overrated. Back in my day we only had ferns and mosses, and we liked it that way!

Seriously, ferns are pretty cool.

There are some very cold places on earth where people survive without fruits and vegetables.

There are also many people in warm places who choose not to eat them.

They are essential for many insects though.

All this talk about sperm is making me uncomfortable. I want a constitutional amendment to BAN ANGIOSPERMS!

Why, Charles... I believe that's the most lovely thing you've ever posted.

i'm not sure angiosperms deserve all this credit. What about those gymnosperms with blue/white/silver/red needles, and all those colored mosses? even alga have some lovely colors all their own.

and that photo - are you sure that's a flower? it looks more like mineral deposits. or the end of a fallopian tube.

Hey Nigga Schola,


I don't expect you to know this since you are an urban intellectual. My folks are just stupid farmers who've planted flower beds for ten generations, and kept bees.


Stupid people like my relatives think that though flowers are beautiful, without ugly insects the flowers could not exist. The bee's, wasps, and moths are what make flowering plants possible.


Grains, and Douglas Fir trees use wind to spread their pollen, a much less efficent method.


So while you are right to praise the flowers, stupid ignorant rural folks believe that there are more insects on the planet than humans. Pound for pound insect life outweighs us something like ten to one. And without that teeming mass of hideous, crawling, life humans could not exist, and flowering plants would never have evolved.


You might want to read Darwin's essay on orchids (the flower Darwin believed to be the most evolved of all) to grasp the intense relationship insects have with flowers.


But the you are an important urban intellectual, insects to you are just a topic for performance art. To rural folks like my relatives, bees and bugs are more important than beauty itself. Bugs are the reason humans can live at all.

Try living on just grains and pine trees, life would be pretty bland. All our cherry and apple trees have lovely flowers, but unless we can keep bees alive, apple pies will be a distant memory.


These are just some ignorant thoughts that came into my head as I looked out the window of my Auburn trailer house to my vegetable garden beyond.

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