News Christian Porn!
You know, Christians aren’t that different from you and I — because we both loooooooove TEEN PORN! Especially easily accesible Teen Porn. The main difference is that they watch it, masturbate, and then feel so guilty afterwards that they have to level a $3 million dollar fine.
When the CBS show Without a Trace recently featured a teen orgy scene (no nudity, though. SOME ORGY!), the evangelical Christian based Parents Television Council got so hot, they sent in a shit-ton of emails (most of whom never saw the episode) to the FCC who then levied a 3.3 million dollar fine against the network.
But just to prove how much Christians love their soft-core porn, read their hilarious complaint HERE, and scroll on down the page to watch an actual clip from the show!
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