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Thursday, June 1, 2006

Britney’s Manny’s Got Man Boobs

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on June 1 at 12:06 PM

For those just tuning in, Britney Spears recently fired her nanny for allegedly dropping baby Sean Preston on his noggin, and has hired the beefcake pictured below as her new “manny.” New information is beginning to trickle in about this mystery man, including 1) his name is “Perry.” 2) Even covered with dogshit he looks better than K.Fed. 3) He has boobs, and… wha? Huh? Wazzisnik? BOOBS?? WOW! Only Britney Spears can afford a manny who can actually milk the kid for her!!

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Tip o’ the hat to BestWeekEver.com!

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I prefer to call them moobs or mits.

Posted by [ | June 1, 2006 12:17 PM

2

ZZZZZZZZZZ- this is the silliest post I have ever read on Slog.

God, you folks do waste your time and ours.

Posted by Jake | June 1, 2006 12:35 PM

3

Can we filter this shit out?

Posted by Charles P | June 1, 2006 12:55 PM

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Jeez, people. Feeling humor deprived today? Sure it's silly. So what? When has Wm. Steven Humphrey ever written anything that wasn't silly? This is a blog. Not everything it contains has to be serious, you know?

Moobs... *chortle*

Posted by SDA in SEA | June 1, 2006 1:34 PM

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I think he's supposed to be buff, that may explain the "boobs."

How did Perry get this gig anyway?

Posted by LH | June 2, 2006 11:51 AM

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Pericles goes to my Gym and he is really buff, no man tits on that peice of ribeye. Mattmyers

Posted by Franklin | June 2, 2006 1:57 PM

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Perry was an allstar Lax player. I heard he benches like 400 pounds, saw it once myself MarshallCroft

Posted by MarshallCroft | June 3, 2006 10:21 AM

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Marshall you still got that pretty blond hair, remember when you used to sit on biggies lap at noon meal and mix his tuna

Posted by Franklin | June 3, 2006 1:02 PM

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with cottage cheese.....

Posted by Franklin | June 3, 2006 9:14 PM

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