Trash Britney + Matt - Socks = LUV!
Did you check out the Britney Spears interview last night on Dateline — LIKE I ASKED YOU TO? Ohhh, boy! Was it a doozy! If the point of the interview was to remedy Britney’s ridiculously bad public image… well, it worked. Because all I could think during the entire interview was, “WOW. Matt Lauer is a total kiss-ass douche-bag.” Even Barbara Walters never pitched so many soft-ball questions—and then ANSWERED THEM.
But my fave part was when Matt asked Brit what she sees in hubby Kevin Federline, and her response was “he’s simple.” Which makes perfect sense, because of course you always want to date someone who’s more stupid than yourself. Secondly: HEY MATT. WHERE THE FAWK ARE YOUR SOCKS? For some reason Matt’s feet were going commando, covered only by a pair of really gross brown loafers. Was he dressing like a hillbilly to put Britney more at ease? Fave part III: After Britney bawled her eyes out after being asked “If the papparazzi were being too mean,” Matt put the question to the viewers at home. “Are the papparazzi being too mean to Britney? Vote on our online poll at nbc.com. It’s right below the question, ‘Are Nazis being too mean to the Jews?’”
P.S. I do have to admit that Britney’s fun bags looked amazing.
Hump, big fan! Britney looked like they had just tore her out of a double wide post-katrina refugee camp. Who ever did her makeup and lighting must be a Justin supporter because she looked terrible!