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On July 6th, President Bush will be turning the Big Six-Oh. Which makes me wonder, what sort of gift is appropriate for one of the most feared, hated and (gag) respected people on earth?
How about a braided leather whip or Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook?
(High-five to the Sultan of Brunei for his wicked sense of humor.)
He's a little young, but . . . for his birthday, how about:
"A cyanide pie! What a way to go!"
:-)
A bullet?
(Now, now, I'm talking about a presentation bullet, gold-plated and framed, in honor of all of the people who got to experience them first hand thanks to his sorry ass.)
ANOTHER diner date with Steve Colbert!?
OOH, better yet... Dan, hook a President up with some ITMFA gear!
No pun intended; July 6th makes him a Cancer.
http://www.metaphysicslab.com/zodiac_signs/cancer_sun_sign.htm
http://www.astrologyweekly.com/natal-charts/george-w-bush.php
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Pretzels. Segways. I hear he likes 'em both. And has difficulty operating either one.