Okay, that's a joke, right? I mean, would somebody REALLY attach a giant dildo to the business end of a Makita Sawz-All?

And then actually USE it?

If you look for it on the web, you can find it alright. Just google "machine fucking." I don't know how powerful this particular machine is but some of them make you wonder what drugs the girls are on...

the sawz-all ones are crap. and they seem a little creepy dangerous.

There's porn sites dedicated to it! check out www.buttmachineboys.com

What is it with Cori and couches?

couches are where the action happens!

Why hasn't some inventor come up with a more original power plant, something that combines the reciporcating action of a sabre saw with the side side to side action of the business end of an eccentric orbital sander, with the customizability of programmable embroidering sewing machine.

Come to think of it the basic sewing machine mechanism would problably do a pretty good job scaled up to the right side. Hmmm.

Hey! Can we please get a NSFW and the picture after the jump? Garcias.

I mean - yikes! Those babies have a reciprocal speed of like 2,500 - 2,800 strokes per minute!

Who wants to compete against that?

Tim, they have, they have.

http://www.fuckingmachines.com/meetthemachines/index.php

I can turn a jack,
and I can lay a track,
I can pick and shovel too!

I actually know somebody here in Seattle that's making a very complex machine. It's a combo jig-saw/sex-swing thing. It'll be interesting to see how it works when it's done.

incest father and daughter with mother and son!