Trash Angelina Jolie’s Baby Pix!
Here is the first (alleged) photo of Brangelina’s bouncing baby girl Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.
My opinion? Ehhhhhhhhhh… I’ve seen cuter. Like who? Like how about the absolutely ADORABLE baby pictured after the jump?
OMG!! Now THAT is one goddam cute baby! WOW. Kind of makes lil' Miss Jolie-Pitt look like a tiny pile of poopy, doesn't she? Let's face facts: Shiloh is pretty blotchy, and she kind of looks like a water head. But THIS baby? I could just eat her UP! And those bunny ears? Ka-POW! Go back to the cute incubater, Shiloh! You got a little more cooking to do.
No contest. Bunny baby kicks Shiloh's pampered little ASS.
Now why don't you CRY Shiloh.