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Thursday, June 8, 2006

Angelina Jolie’s Baby Pix!

Posted by on June 8 at 12:56 PM

Here is the first (alleged) photo of Brangelina’s bouncing baby girl Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.

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My opinion? Ehhhhhhhhhh… I’ve seen cuter. Like who? Like how about the absolutely ADORABLE baby pictured after the jump?

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OMG!! Now THAT is one goddam cute baby! WOW. Kind of makes lil' Miss Jolie-Pitt look like a tiny pile of poopy, doesn't she? Let's face facts: Shiloh is pretty blotchy, and she kind of looks like a water head. But THIS baby? I could just eat her UP! And those bunny ears? Ka-POW! Go back to the cute incubater, Shiloh! You got a little more cooking to do.


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No contest. Bunny baby kicks Shiloh's pampered little ASS.
Now why don't you CRY Shiloh.

Um, not to get too technical and all, but bunny baby, cute as (s)he may be, is also not really a "baby" in the strictest sense of the word - I mean, come on, I count at least seven teeth in that cute little grin, so it's really not a fair comparison.

Hey, that baby is wearing the same outfit my daughter had last summer! I thought we gave that to our niece in Colorado...

Oh, yeah, give Shiloh a few months to get cute. All newborns are blotchy. Except my girl. She was PERFECT at birth. And you all will just have to take my word for that.

Not to take a dump on everyone's celeb party, but there's talk that Brad may not be the daddy! Oops-a-dunkers!

brad not the dad? maybe then her creepy brother's?

What the fuck is a "water head?"

Eh, newborns always look pretty weird. Give it a few months.

HELLO - does not ANYONE see Angelina in this picture - forget about Shiloh - Angelina still is the most gorgeous thing to have lips on this earth. btw - it looks like little Shiloh may have the same famous lips someday!

Have heard via the usual unrelible sources that down payment for the pix was a mere seven. million. dollars.

About the Lennon comment - Julian Lennon IS the son of John Lennon. John Lennon had two sons, by two different mothers.

Jennifer Aniston better off without Brad. She has a cute personality and a sweet innocence about her. She would never steal another woman's man like trampy Angelina Jolie did.

Angelina is skanky. She french kisses her brother, gets white trash tattoos, steals married men... She's gross.

Most women are better off being childless. There are already too many babies in this world. Angelina had a good point in adopting but she should have adopted American children and she should have had her tubes tied. Her baby Shiloh is just an average baby. Nothing special.

Angelina is not all that hot. She's not even pretty. She only looks alright when she piles on the 20 pounds of black liquid eyeliner.

Maddox is an ugly little boy. He looks mean and he is already going bald. She should have left his ass in Cambodia and adopted an American child instead.

I am sick of Angelina and these other morons helping out these worthless, backwards, third world countries instead of helping out the many poor and starving Americans.

Zahara is just plain ugly. We should be watching her ass on "Feed The Children" roasting in the sun, shoving rice in her mouth, with flies and maggots all around her, and a swollen belly.

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