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Tuesday, June 6, 2006

All Things Terrible and Great

Posted by on June 6 at 12:08 PM

NO! (to weak-looking remakes of great ’70s British horror films)

YES! (to my new favorite song and video, and yours, too. Sorry if this is incredibly old news; i am an incredibly old person. Turn it up!)


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Fuck that shit is to assfucking
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Fuck that noise is to ________

In celebration of 6/6/6, everyone should go out & rent the uber-hot-pagan fuck-you-Christianity The Wicker Man before this travesty is released.

How many self-righteous, judgemental, arrogant and cocksure Christians would _you_ like to kill? Not very many??? Well, what if I told you that by doing so, it would be best for all concerned? They get to go to Heaven, you get bountiful crops, everybody wins! NOW how many would you want to kill?

With these warm thoughts, PLEASE go out & rent & watch & celebrate the GREATEST MOVIE ABOUT KILLING CHRISTIANS OF ALL TIME, 1973's The Wicker Man.

That's nice how they added that big noisy car crash to give Nic Cage some motivation, because, y'know, I don't know why any other cop would waste his time looking for a missing girl.

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