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Friday, May 12, 2006

Who’s Sexier?

Posted by on May 12 at 15:55 PM

Since the GOP is reeling from this NSA story, I figure I oughta throw a little good press their way. Here it is: So, I’ve been in both Democratic and Republican campaign headquarters in the last 24 hours, shuttling back and forth on a contentious story between the two camps. And I gotta say, Republicans are way foxier.

No offense to the Democrats, but you guys seemed a little pasty and schlubby (hunched over in your cubicles) compared to the slim and youthful batch of hotties I saw working away over at the Republican shop.

So there you have it, the GOP might be laying waste to the 4th Amendment w/ the help of AT&T, but they look damn good doing it.


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I've told many of my Dem friends that GOP girls are fuckin' hotter than fuck.

Well, Will, I disagree. And since I've seen the workers for quite a few political parties in a number of countries, I can say that Italy and Spain have us beat out six ways to Sunday.

Now, as to who is volunteering right now - yeah, maybe. Let's face it, with pro-war candidates running as Dems you won't get many hotties.

i don't know. in college, the republican guys and girls were cute if you were into 20 somethings who dressed like they were 40. nothing quite like 22 year old guys in pleated front khakis and loafers with tassles.

the democrats drew from a much larger swath of people. some looked like j. crew models, and some were dirty hippies. i think that's actually the best thing about democrats. they are a lot more diverse. it is also the reason that they have such a hard time nailing down a platform.


Republican guys are not hotties. Ew. Plus, it's usually so hard to get past their incessent blathering to actually notice what they look like.

While we're at it, why do men of both parties insist on dressing like accountants on the golf course? Untuck, people!

Earth to "What?" You with the high IQ….brush up on some basics and learn to spell. I won't give away the secret but one of your big-ol’ 25 cent words has got the wrong letter hanging out in there, you are a perfect exemplification of the typical STUPID LIBERAL.

I don't know about the Seattle dems, but the ones in Spokane are freaking gorgeous. Come over here for a hot piece of "ass".

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