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Thursday, May 18, 2006

Two Uglies, One Pretty

Posted by on May 18 at 15:06 PM

It doesn’t bear mentioning, but I can’t help myself: Bill O’Reilly ain’t got the sense he was born with. He explodes the rules of cause and effect (short version: “my makeup artist got mugged because Mexicans are intrinsically corrupt) here.

And here, George Stephanopoulos spins Bush’s crap poll numbers as “an opportunity” to happily surprise people when Iraq magically gets better. (I’m using that line of argument the next time I forget somebody’s birthday: “It’s okay, dear! This is just an opportunity to enjoy the wonders of deferred gratification!”)

Now, to clear your palate, please enjoy these Lords of the (Jazz) Dance cuttin’ a rug to DJ Z.