The Morning News
Iraq: Mistakes were made.
American Troops: Not coming home anytime soon.
American Marines: Some of them are cold-blooded killers—who knew?
Michael Hayden: Confirmed as CIA head—nevermind the illegal spying.
AIDS: Clues to origins of killer virus found in chimpanzee poop.
Al Gore: Superstar.
Al Gore II: No, really.
Australia: Troops to Timor.
Iran: Don’t fuck with us, fellas.
Sharks: Big one dead.
Men: Drink up.
Savage & Pedersen: The Weasel Wars.
Don't forget: Dan Savage Calls Jamie Pederson 'dishonest weasel'
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/271709_seattleleg26.html
Next time you wanna sabotage someone's campaign, try a little more subtlety.