Arts The Lost Season Finale!
I imagine most of you were watching the BRILLIANT Clay Aiken imitator and the actual Clay Aiken doing a duet on the season finale of American Idol — but for those with TiVo, let’s chitty chatty about some Lost.
If you haven’t watched it yet… SPOILER ALERT!
Mmmm… what’s Hurley doing to that little girl? EWWW! (Oh, wait… it’s just Claire experiencing pre-labor contractions. Whew. That was close.)
The episode mostly revolved around that weirdo Scottish guy who keeps calling everyone "brother" or "sister," and how he went from trying to steal the daughter of Caleb from The O.C. (!!) with a dead on English accent (!!) to winding up pushing that damn button in the hatch. It seems Locke was convinced that the button was totally fake -- but he changed his freaking tune when he didn't reset the computer and the entire island almost went nuclear. As it turned out, the weirdo Scottish guy didn't punch the button either once, which allegedly brought down the airplane everyone was on. Anyway, after Locke realized he was wrong, and the island was about to blow, the weirdo Scottish guy turned some key to save everybody, and these other weirdo guys from the north pole picked up on the semi-explosion and let the weirdo Scottish guy's girlfriend know they had found him and... WHAT THE FAWK IS GOING ON HERE?
While this episode was definitely more intriguing than most of this season's episodes, I really don't know if I give a crap anymore. Is Lost just another victim of the "Twin Peaks" disease, where the convoluted storyline goes around and around with no resolution, until people stop watching completely? Or should I give this show one more chance?
"If you haven’t watched it yet… SPOILER ALERT!"
I notice that you didn't do that with your 24 post on Tuesday, which I had to quickly scroll past every time I looked at the page. I was going to leave a pissy comment, but couldn't even do that, as I could tell people were saying more plot-revealing things. When it was finally safe to read your post, I was very, very, very, incredibly glad I'd skipped it, as you jump right into giveaways of the last five minutes of the finale in your first sentence.
This is all by way of saying that I hope this spoiler alert indicates a new, more prudent, era of humpy posts. Thank you.