Arts Stop Making Fun of Britney!
Newsflash! Britney Bobbles Baby; Comes This Close to Nervous Breakdown!
People, we have a situation on our hands. Britney Spears can’t take too much more criticism over the way she’s raising her baby, and she’s this close to going ba-zonkers. First, baby Sean Preston took a nose-dive out of his high chair, then Britney was spotted driving with Sean Preston on her lap, then earlier this week, she was spotted driving Sean Preston who was facing the wrong way in his car seat, and yesterday, Britney almost dropped SP on a busy street while trying to balance a high ball glass. Now while the number of these instances could be seen as a cause for alarm, we all have to remember one thing: BRITNEY CAN’T READ. She has no idea what those funny words in those how-to-raise-a-baby books mean, and is being forced to “wing it.” SO CUT HER SOME FREAKING SLACK. I mean, look at this picture of Britney minutes after the baby bobble…
SHE’S A WRECK! AN ILLITERATE WRECK! We don’t make fun of retarded people (on a regular basis) do we? Then we must stop making fun of Britney. (Mostly because I never want to see a picture of her looking like that again. EEEESSHHHH!)
Do we have to put up with this shit on the SLOG? I can go to MSN if I want frivolous celebrity gossip. Please, spare us.