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…you can find revealing pictures of the band’s bassist here. Pete Wentz has an impressive dick under an tragic tattoo.
Bigoted moms in North Carolina will not approve of these widely circulated images, but fags in Seattle were mighty impressed. Oh, and good product-placement for Morrissey, Pete.
I think I would be too distracted by that awful tattoo to pay the necessary attention to his impressive dick. Pity.
I hate that all the possible good stuff is blocked by the morality police here at work.
In this posting you used fags. Why not use nigger? Or even better nigger fags?
Your underlings seem confused about how to go about desensitizing readers.
Liberal Seattle hippies used to complain about "faggot" but they got used to it. The NAACP will whine about nigger for a while and then give up.
Please start a "Hey Nigger Scholar" column. It could grow even bigger than "Hey Faggot".
Dear Student, you seem confused.
Perhaps this will help -
While most faggots have no trouble looking at nigger dick, most niggers do not look at faggot dick.
That is why we can use faggot in print and not nigger.
What the hell is that thing, anyways? An obese bat with a big heart on its ass, half of which has Beavis's face drawn on it? A cat with an infected rectum? What a terrible drawing. What a terrible place for it.
the tattoo looks like a rat attempting to eat a bat or fuck it to death by dry humping. ICK!
C89.5 plays this strangely awesome Tommie Sunshine remix of Fall Out Boy's "Dance Dance".
And that's the most I know about Fall Out Boy :P
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I'm always pleased when a hot guy with liberal politics turns out to have an impressive dick.