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Friday, May 19, 2006

Arts Questions Unfit for Ann Landers

Posted by HANNAH LEVIN on May 19 at 16:47 PM

Nerve’s “Sex Advice From…” series has always been entertaining, if uneven in the caliber of its counseling. The most recent version features advice from Israeli soldiers. Pressing dilemmas addressed include how to have sex in a bathroom stall, conduct a threesome with a lower-ranking officer, and my favorite:

“I want guys to titty-fuck me, but my breasts are too small. What could we do that’s similar?”

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Here's a question: Dear Israeli soldier my wife and I can't make love because every night your army bombs my Gaza strip home. When will the Israeli army stop bombing us and allow us to have sex like normal people?

Posted by Palestinian | May 19, 2006 5:21 PM

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when the kids you made from your fucking stop blowing themselves up in public places.

Posted by dingle | May 19, 2006 7:04 PM

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hot babes - the men, and no slime laden foreskins - nice

smegma smells bad

tastes worse

Posted by jake | May 20, 2006 5:26 AM

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The Palestinians bring a lot of sorrow into the world every time they have another child. I think Israel has attempted to teach birth control to these people, but it's hard to get through to them.

Posted by Shoshana | May 20, 2006 12:24 PM

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